Posted by: cocacolacoporateamerica | March 23, 2009

Fukk!

Well this is it guys! The new Coca-Cola Fukk has arrived! It has new flavors, and we added our new special ingredient. In a blind taste test, over 75% of the testers said they prefered the new flavor over the original!

But the best thing about this new Coke is that its in our new patented black soda can that gives off extra carbonization when you open it. That way, once you get a Fukk , everyone knows you just got a Fukk.

Coca-Cola Fukk is also being released as Coca-Cola Blāk in more conservative areas over the world. So if you see a Coca-Cola Blāk, don’t be confused, its still the good old Coca-Cola Fukk!

Coca-Cola Blak

One of our ads for Coca-Cola Blāk

Another Ad for Coca-Cola Blāk

Another Ad for Coca-Cola Blāk

This is what a bottle of Coca-Cola Blak looks like. Coca-Cola Fukk is identical, except for the fact that the "Blak" is changed to "Fukk"

This is what a bottle of Coca-Cola Blak looks like. Coca-Cola Fukk is identical, except for the fact that the "Blak" is changed to "Fukk"

Ironically, even though Coca-Cola Blāk is being released in more conservative areas, we were only able to release photos of Coca-Cola Blāk, not Coca-Cola Fukk, on our website. But fear not! You will be seeing our new Coke product and ads hitting stores all over the world within this week!

“Just forget about everything, and enjoy a nice, long, cool refreshing Fukk.

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