Posted by: cocacolacoporateamerica | March 23, 2009

Fukk!

Well this is it guys! The new Coca-Cola Fukk has arrived! It has new flavors, and we added our new special ingredient. In a blind taste test, over 75% of the testers said they prefered the new flavor over the original!

But the best thing about this new Coke is that its in our new patented black soda can that gives off extra carbonization when you open it. That way, once you get a Fukk , everyone knows you just got a Fukk.

Coca-Cola Fukk is also being released as Coca-Cola Blāk in more conservative areas over the world. So if you see a Coca-Cola Blāk, don’t be confused, its still the good old Coca-Cola Fukk!

Coca-Cola Blak

One of our ads for Coca-Cola Blāk

Another Ad for Coca-Cola Blāk

Another Ad for Coca-Cola Blāk

This is what a bottle of Coca-Cola Blak looks like. Coca-Cola Fukk is identical, except for the fact that the "Blak" is changed to "Fukk"

This is what a bottle of Coca-Cola Blak looks like. Coca-Cola Fukk is identical, except for the fact that the "Blak" is changed to "Fukk"

Ironically, even though Coca-Cola Blāk is being released in more conservative areas, we were only able to release photos of Coca-Cola Blāk, not Coca-Cola Fukk, on our website. But fear not! You will be seeing our new Coke product and ads hitting stores all over the world within this week!

“Just forget about everything, and enjoy a nice, long, cool refreshing Fukk.

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Posted by: cocacolacoporateamerica | March 23, 2009

Hello world!

Welcome to the Coca-Cola Company’s Publicity Blog! This is where we will be giving fans the heads up on a some of latest and new products, along with some of our new upcoming advertising campaigns.

So keep your eyes peeled! New announcements will be coming along shortly.

P.S. Tell your friends! The more hits this website gets the better.

P.P.S Also, this site won’t be covered with annoying online advertisements about online dating, diet tips, online  videogames, or the like. This is Coca-Cola. We are literally drowning in money. We can afford our own servers.

P.P.P.S Before you grammar Nazis out there start mass sending any more emails to us about our username, YES, we realize that there is a spelling error. The idiot that created the site for us has already been fired, and no, there is absolutely no way to change the name without deleting the whole site, which would cause a huge problem for the fans that have already bookmarked this page. So please. Bear with us, and no more hate mail. It hurts our feelings.

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